Marriage Is...

+ Turning the volume up extra loud when your favorite song comes on the radio, even if you haven't asked him to
+ Ignoring your hairy legs as he rubs up against them in bed
+ Kissing with morning breath
+ Sweaty hugs after the gym
+ Loving them even when you hate them
+ Grabbing your favorite snack for you even if you haven't mentioned being hungry
+ Pretending not to see the zit cream on your face as you crawl into bed
+ The relief you feel when they walk in the door at the end of a long day
+ A roll of the eyes when you talk about the coworker you don't like, just to commiserate
+ Someone knowing you better than you know yourself, in the most annoying way
+ Knowing the flaws of your spouse, and finding them endearing

What is marriage to you?